~03~ Voice

[elementarychaos.livejournal.com]

I cannot even begin to tell you how so obviously annoyed I am. Not only do I get stuck cleaning up dead rats and mold, but I have to listen to grouchy alien boy while he tries to fix stuff? No thanks! Anyone wanna buy him? He's all right to look at, I guess, but he's a pain in the butt to listen to (mutie nappers, you're excluded in the offer). Where do you pick these people up, Ric? Jeez. Also, if anyone could point me in the direction of some good VINYL albums that have absolutely nothing to do with disco, I would be a very happy camper right now.

[Private from all known villains and Hodge -- ETA and Kensai]
I went out for a stroll last night and found myself in Central Park. Looked like a rally was going on; a couple hundred people showed and were passing around a bunch of flyers and pamphlets and what not. I stayed and caught the last bit of it, and it turns out Hodge is already well underway with his PR campaign and he's gaining civilian support fast. It also backed my earlier opinion. It seems some people around the comms are a little confused by the whole 'mutant' thing. Hodge is an anti-mutant terrorist who's got a problem with the mutant species -- not metahumans. I mean, I get the reason for the hysteria and it's better to be safe than sorry, but, just like back home, it looks like his beef is with the muties once again. For now. And if he's rebuilding his army, it's only a matter of time before he starts rebuilding his tech again. And if he's got the tech...well that's when he'll start looking at us a little more closely. We need a plan, and we need one fast.

And, yes, I know already. Mutant vs Metahuman = doesn't make much difference. But that's how these anti-mutant terrorists always worked back home. If you were an X-Man you were the enemy but if you were an Avenger you were practically a celebrity. I know. It doesn't make much sense to me either, but that's what we have to work with.

001ℰJubilee

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoaaa! Hold on just a minute! Man, this is totally not cool - so not cool at all. I mean, okay, I get that you have a problem and I'm more than willing to help, but it's totally uncool to, like, pull a person from her personal life without proper talk and invitation. Back when I was part of the X-Men, people were decent enough to at least give a phone call, yeah? I mean, come on, it's not that hard to pick up the phone and ask, like, "Hey, Jubes, how ya' doing? Good? So, hey, listen, I have a proposition for you..." etcetera, etcetera, all that bureaucratic bull and I'd be more than willing to help. Now I don't have a choice!

Man, I had plans! Big plans! I was going to be this great actress - waaaay better than Julia Roberts, even. Now, I'm like, stuck here.

So, anyway, anyone wanna fill in this girl how do things work around here? I mean, asides from the world pulling, I get the whole Portal systems (not get get, but I had my share of playing around with them), but the whole thing that's going on here.

3rd scream

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

It seems that I'm going to need money if I'm going to get anywhere here. Mostly for things like food, but...

And in order to get money I'm going to need a job. However, I'm honestly not content with a simple retail position like some of you people, and besides which... as one of you earlier pointed out, I don't have any normal identification.

So I'm going to shamelessly steal from the aforementioned gentleman and post my... what was it? A "resumé"? Yes.

So, my skills:

- Engineering
--> specialties include electrical engineering and robotics.
- Physics
--> specialties include applied physics and astrophysics

I have the equivalent of an earth PhD in engineering, I believe. I also have military experience and held what is essentially the rank of lieutenant colonel...? I am not certain; I did command a squadron of air units.

I also saved Christmas once

If you're interested in hiring me, reply here. I could... really use the funds.

[[ooc: strikes invisible/baleeted and zero's fault and yes it's true becuase the G1 comics were lulzy
also this isn't filtered or locked at all, mostly becuase Starscream doesn't care.]]

/loS/ [TEXT; filtered from known villains, Hodge] strikes typed then deleted

[notnickfury.livejournal.com]

So the big bug monsters come crawling and I'm busy dry-walling. Or, if you gotta be technical, having job interviews so I can GET with the dry walling and score the cash to put towards an apartment and be back on the train to Responsible Working Adult Land. Which is much more fun than the Wondering What Iron Man's Thinking As He Watches Me Pee Land. Buff, Will, three bedrooms miiiiight be a stretch... two okay? Found a couple maybes for you guys to see.

Have to say, city full of comic book char heroes = city full of property damage = they didn't even care my contractor's license is expired and not of this world. So keep up the good work guys?

Been a lot of uproar of the "grr argh die arch-nemesis die!" type around here lately, which I totally get. But at the same time... it seems like if you got an army of new heroes at your back and you're facing the big bad that knows you and all of your pesky weaknesses, might not hurt to, you know, trade off and give 'em something they aren't equipped to face like that X-Men issue when they first met Kitty Pryde and White Queen att uh, someone who isn't you. Just saying.

And... any sciencey-types know how maybe someone might be able to suddenly have actual functioning depth perception with one lonely little eye? Not that I'm complaining here.

HELLRAISER RETURNS [Filtered from Villains, A, B, CRANE 8|, Hodge]

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

If anyone was looking for me the past week...

Shinigami is back from Hell.

16 [private - Laura]

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Hey, Laura.

Stop working so damn much.

filtered from known evils, and esp. Hodge

[deadthenred]

So Emperor and I have been thinking, with all the various and sundry sorts of crackers Stark's pulling in, we oughta get our own system of public relations. Especially with this new Hodgey-podgey child abductor anti-mutant whacko trying to beat us all to the punch. (Not that I understand exactly what a mutant's s'posed to be, but he's a creeper regardless.) Besides, the poor people living here and getting their town ripped up by giant bugs got a right to know what's going on.

Now, we were thinking of setting up an office, where people could answer telephones if there were questions, or maybe even if their house gets infested by space-rats or something, and they need help cleaning up the mess. And other things too: smiling for the cameras, that kind of thing. Basically, if you're willing to explain to people that you're not evil, and want to help out while you're stuck here-- we're gonna need all the help we can get.

Oh, and Steve, I was sorta hoping you'd let us use a room at your giant and apparently mostly empty place of residence, even if you don't wanna help out. C'mon, you know you can't say no to me.

And, in another, less-related conundrum of mine-- when you figure out how to turn the computer on, what're you supposed to do with it?

06 - Accidental Video Post

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

[the camera and the microphone switch on accidentally. The video is dark; the inside of Hiruma's pocket. Hiruma's voice is clear, but other voices aren't]

--on't know why you even bother cleaning up all the time anyway, fucking creampuff, it's just gonna get fucking dirty again!


Wait, hold on, what day is it?

[a pause and some muffled speech in the background, probably Mamori telling him what day it is]

.....

I'M FUCKING MISSING IT!!

FUCK, MOVE, I GOTTA TURN ON THE FUCKING TV!! DAMMIT I MISSED THE KICKOFF.

Shit what is this in my pocket...? oh. Fuck, stupid fucking-- [click]


[[ooc: SUPERBOWL IS ON :DDDD]]

7.

[iamwonder]

The past week or so has definitely been... trying.

Hopefully anyone who may have been injured, either when facing the clowns or the "insects," is now well on their way to a full recovery, if they have not entirely recovered already. That is, of course, of primary importance. Still, has anyone determined from where the insects originated? While it is good that they are no longer a problem, I would think it to be of equal import that we do not encounter them again, or anything initiated by a person or persons who would create or unleash such things.

For my own part, outside the clown and insect incidents, I have been mostly engaged in pondering. I apologize if I have been unreachable to many of those whom I regard as friends. Personal thoughts can be surprisingly time-consuming. You may think that it has been only a few minutes, when in actuality it has been several hours! Or perhaps it is only me. Has this happened to everyone?

UPGRADED FILTER. LOCKED SECURELY FROM KNOWN VILLAINS.

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

[The camera is abruptly turned on, and immediately, it's evident that where ever this is being filmed, there is chaos. There's the sounds of people shouting and screaming-- and is that roaring in the background?

The camera jerks and finally Abby comes into view. She looks scared, and her hands must be shaking, because the video isn't remotely steady.]

H-Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me?

This is an emergency. I-- oh God, I have an Omega level power out of control, and there are civilians in danger!

[With her shaking the camera unintentionally, it's hard to make out, but behind her there seems to be something threatening a crowd of people-- whatever it is, it's big and dangerous, like some kind of monster. Maybe what people picture mutants to be like in their minds.

There are flashes of energy-- Roger, fighting whatever that creature is on his own. Besides that, it is possible to make out the occasional obscenity and the word "mutants."]

Please. Someone send help.

03 - Accidental video post

[fuego-bailando.livejournal.com]

[woo it is the inside of Axel's pocket. So just some weird light and the sound jingling of keys and Axel muttering to himself]

Ugh, I forgot how much working an actual full time job sucks.

[keys in the door now, sound of a lock clicking, and Axel starts yelling]

Yo, Mamori! What's for dinner?!

[and then a surprised squawk from Axel and the unmistakable rat-tat-tat of machine guns as Hiruma rains down BULLETEY FURY on Axel, plus some snarling in the background. ]

[then the sound of a door slamming and some panting, before Axel pulls out the communicator and realizes its on - he's in his work uniform and has his hair in a ponytail in an effort to look as normal as possible. Axel regards the communicator with surprise, before frowning at it and glancing over his shoulder at the door behind him.]

Uh, hey, Mamori? Why is Hiruma trying to shoot me?

[filtered from the villains list, knives, hodge]

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

This is a formal request for anyone possessing 'technopathic' abilities to immediately filter the last post to these boards. The danger it presents the city if left unlocked is a real possibility. I

Worst f
I have
It is far too

I am unable to help.







Mr. Beetle, I believe it was? It is well-appreciated.

{06} Foxglove [video - filtered from Hodge]

[apathynotenvy.livejournal.com]

[video clicks on - Ivy is sitting on a couch in her home (with clothes on). Over her shoulder Klara and Duck can be seen in the background, chattering in German and working on a large puzzle on the floor]

So it would seem I am running a home for wayward and abandoned girls. Only, not exactly. [Ivy smiles] Mister Fakir, I have been told by young Duck here that I need to get her ballet schedule from you. Until I obtain a car I will be using a taxi cab to get her to and from said classes. If you would like a ride as well, let me know.

Miss Ammy, would you mind having another girl work Klara's shifts with her? If this does not work for you, let me know.

Captain, I have a question for you~.

Also if I could speak with the parents or guardians of one Rich- [Klara's voice interrupts and she looks at Ivy in horror]

MOTHER! You can't say his name on the comm!

[Ivy glances over at Klara] So what am I supposed to call him?

Robin.

[Ivy pauses. For a while.] Robin?

[Duck looks up from the puzzle] Is that the boy we went to the ballet with?

[Ivy sighs, returning her attention to the comm] If I could speak to the guardians of one Robin, aged twelve, I would appreciate it.

6 - filtered from known villains and Hodge - Needs moar pathetic

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

So I saw earlier that we shouldn't be alone ever if we're under 18. Everything going on is pretty scary, so I think it's a good idea. There's just one problem. I still live alone in the MAC.

Is there anyone I could stay with for a while?