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Psst. Riddler.
I didn't get much. Didn't have much of a chance to really rifle around, I don't know if he ever leaves.
[pause]
Did you know he can heal?
Well, this was totally unexpected… And it’s one heck of a sitch. I mean, I have dimension hopped once or twice, when Drakken got us all stuck in TV Land, but this is probably the first time I’ve ever just been dumped into one without warning. By the way - I've been told that I’m supposed to be a hero here, and I mean, I can handle that, that’s no big. I do it all the time back home, and if somebody here needs my help for a bit, I'm glad to offer it! But… my world sort of needs me, you know?
But, really, Drakken was on one of his ‘conquer the world’ trips again, plus I have a paper due tomorrow. So, I would totally appreciate it if someone could just point me to the way out. Please and thank you!
[Various settings flicker on and off on the comm. A brief audio bit that sounds like someone fumbling around with the controls, experimenting and testing. Video flicks on for a few moments, long enough to catch a glimpse of the man holding the comm. He’s big, it’s easy to tell even from the video feed, built like a tank with a mean, scarred face that’s made more disturbing by the drying blood and huge bruises covering the man’s face. Someone’s been working this guy over but good.]
[When he seems satisfied he has the comm under control, he gives a small satisfied sort of smile that doesn’t do much at making him look approachable. When he speaks, his voice is low and rough.]
There now. Nice of whoever’s in charge to hand out these things. Makes things a bit easier for getting’ questions answered.
What’s all this talk about heroes? Who’s runnin’ this operation?
[He pauses]
More importantly, where’s the cheapest place to get a brew around here? I haven’t had a drink since those dumb bastards had me eatin’ and breathin’ through tubes.
((all responses will be video unless otherwise stated. /slinks back to failatus))