37th Insane Speech // Voice

[liebe_krieg]

Hahahaha! Well now, that was a lot of fun! It’s been far too long since this City really had to fight tooth-and-nail against a large opponent. I always love to see the heroes of this place spring into action when a suitable foe presents itself.

Tell me something, now. This City was attacked by many thousands of a trained and organized enemy. A very silly enemy to be sure, but an enemy that was fought in the streets and on the bridges for three days of chaos! Would this conflict then, be considered a war? Do you all now qualify as seasoned veterans? Perhaps you have all earned a campaign decoration for your valiant efforts!

[chuckle]

How do you all define what qualifies as a ‘war’ anyway? Or- here’s the thing that really interests me!- how many of you remarkable people would say that you have experienced war? So many people from so many different worlds with so many conflicts! I would absolutely love to hear your stories.

[ooc: the Major hasn't realized yet that he no longer has a secret bunker to return to once he's out of the asylum]

text always and forever

[broroona.livejournal.com]

What is a prahm? Is it important?

⠼⠊ // [voice]

[guardiandevil]

There's a corpse in the MAC.  It's in room [Gamzee's room number here].  It's been there awhile, it's decomposing.

Whoever's in charge of investigating this and cleaning it up, please just... get it out of here.

1st bullet • [video]

[cosplayparty.livejournal.com]

[ the communicator turns on to a voice that can only be described as an eloquent squeak toy. the lighting in the room plus a long brimmed fedora casts a shadow on the culprits face. ]

It's such a shame the terms of this "contract" wasn't up for discussion. I have some complaints about their mode of transportation and such. The City, hmm? I've been to the states enough times to recognize my location but it's not quite the same city I'm thinking of, is it? It was generous of them to leave me with a free phone though. They've really thought their work benefits through. I'm only disappointed I didn't have time to pack.

Ciaossu! If you have any tips for someone who just moved in, I'd love to hear them. Recommendations on where to find a quality cup of espresso is also appreciated.

Video | Number 4

[megamaniacal.livejournal.com]

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his name, if you have really really good vision ] simply aren't enough to fund a campaign against the forces of evil!

Therefore I! Megamind, the greatest genius of all time, am bringing you an offer, Thesity!

I will build you things! Great things! All you need to do is ask, [ A pauuuse ] and pay me, and I shall create for you great works of genius! I can create anything you could possibly imagine! Great wonders are in store for you, future consumer [long u] if you will simply step into my mystical shop. Of genius! [ By the end, he's a little worked up, with a finger in the air, and his eyes are wide. He's even breathing a little heavy! ]

Now! To work!

[ And... then a quiet hiss of background noise is quickly being turned up to the dulcet tunes of Rush's Tom Sawyer being turned up right on that wicked electronic intro, pretty much to deafening levels, and then the camera shuts off.

MAC residents who may be living within his proximity will probably be able to hear him still. Pretty much all night long, actually. ]

video;

[borntobewildcat]

[The video turns on showing Tom trying to look as unamused as possibly, but it's hard when he's trying to hold back an embarrassed laugh. He's in cat form, but his body seems to have been stuffed into a giant pop-tart, like a stripper popping out of a wedding cake. If that wasn't bad enough, every little movement that he makes leaves a rainbow trail, and the most annoying song ever plays incessantly in the background.

That's right. Tom is a Nyan Cat...]

Okay. Seriously, this isn't funny anymore.

[Contrary to what he says, he breaks out laughing, then lights a cigarette as he tries to calm down. After that, he makes a grab for the camera, trying to take it away from whoever is filming him.]

No, I mean it! Change me back already!

[He takes a long drag from the cigarette, eying his shoulder for a moment before breaking off a piece and eating it.]

Brown cinnamon sugar. Heh, at least I'm delicious.