stealing someone else's schtick

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

tank girl here with a very important announcement

butt, pussy, boob and dick health is an important but often overlooked thing for reasons of 'my boobs are probably totally fine' and 'i don't want some guy from new jersey touching my dong no matter how many medical degrees they have', both perfectly understandable trains of thought

but butt, pussy, boob, and dick health (bpbd health, for short) is still an essential thing

many problems down the line can be avoided entirely by seeing a doctor to have a regular checkup on your various genitals and extremities

so if your health insurance policy doesn't totally fuck you on it (and it probably does), schedule to see a butt pussy boob or dick doctor regularly

ps: who the fuck is putting pizza and cookies in the same box, what is wrong with america

1 ⇉ video

[firebent.livejournal.com]

[ For a few seconds, there's some crackling and the sound of footsteps before that's swallowed up by the everyday sound of commotion -- and then that too cuts out completely and is replaced by, ]

zxxxxxxxmm,.l.ll;;;

saaa’’’’’

[ -- another moment later and then the text disappears too. And then suddenly, finally, a face comes into view. An incredibly disgruntled face, mind, but a face none the less. Zuko's no good at this technology thing, and it shows. Kinda obviously.

The view then swings to the porter building, which Zuko has yet to leave. He's still busy looking over his comm, which has him somewhere between fascinated and agitated. ]

None of this makes any sense! [ and now have a nice view of the floor while Zuko starts looking around some more. ] I don't know what any of this stuff is! How did I even get here.

[ After a long pause where all that can be seen is the floor moving occasionally, Zuko gives in and tries again. ] I'm Zuko. And I need someone to tell me how to get back home.

004 || video --> audio;

[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

[She spent a moment or two pacing before she remembered the thing was recording. Whoops.]

I've looked everywhere. Even like, in the Atlantic Ocean.

She's been ported out. My sister, Dawn.

[The video cuts out. And there's some feedback. Just when it seems like the transmission has ended Buffy's voice comes back.]

It's always like this. Gain something? Lose something else. It's not fair. And why does it always have to be an important something. That's just adding injury to.. injury!

I feel like I've abandoned her all over again.

[ ICLY LATE ETA; STILL AUDIO ]

Hank, I guess um. She won't be going to Xavier's in the Fall. Sorry for wasting your time.

from the day he was born, he yearned for adventure~; video, twelve

[comesback.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, up on the rooftop! There's a guy with what looks like a cape, blowing in the wind. No, it's not Batman, it's Jack; staring off into the distance. After a moment or two he grabs his comm and addresses it, frowning a bit.]

You lot call this 'The City that Never Sleeps', right? I suppose that bit's true enough, but you would think it'd be difficult to get bored here, if it's called that. It's really not all that difficult.

[He settles down to sit on the edge of the roof, still talking to the comm.]

So, come on then. Give me exciting things to do! Fun ones, too, not just going to Coney Island or anything. Excitement! Danger! Any one of those things would be brilliant.

39th Insane Speech // Anonymously posted from outside the Network // Text

[liebe_krieg]

[HEAVILY ENCRYPTED TO BOYD LANGTON]

Boyd Langton. I am contacting you to hire the talents of Global Protection Services. The assignment is very important and very secret. However, by the end of it you and your people will be fully repaid for what you have done.

[Video] 15th Lie, heavily encrypted to Deadshot

[plays_with_dolls]

I have a job for you. It will be taking place on the 18th, are you and your associates available?

text

[trollverine]

I bought a boat.

The previous owner took everything out of it but his wife's book collection.

"'I'm so sorry,' Celeste gasped, suddenly realizing how insane she must look, with her wild auburn hair spilling out of its ponytail, dressed only in sheer silk. 'I just wanted to see the rest of the house, and I thought you would be asleep...'

'I have never been so awake,' purred Armando like some Italian lion, his coffee-colored eyes glittering in the moonlight."

Riveting.

[video] 013 - live from Magic*Con!

[fliesacomet260.livejournal.com]

[ Tonks is sitting at a pub as she records this. She's had to go a bit incognito. It's not that there have been too many questions asked. No, she likes that. It's the bloody bizarre and downright invasive questions that are getting to her.

For her disguise, she's gone blond. Her nose is slightly more angular and her lips are thinner, everything else is mostly the same.]

Bloody hell! How do people come up with these questions? It was fine at first, really. It was even been a bit of fun. But then, well, I don't even know. What is wrong with some of them?

And if another bloody person asks me if I've ever or would ever turn into Sirius for Remus I'm not going to be responsible for my actions.

The Fifth Page ~ [Video]

[femininehermes.livejournal.com]

{Private to Sirius.}

Can we talk? Do you have time?

{/}

{Private to James and Lily Potter.}

I'm sorry. I haven't introduced myself. My name is Hermione Granger and Harry...is my best friend. {Her face falls a little when she talks about him, but she doesn't allow herself to get too down.} I need to talk to both of you - if you don't mind?

{/}

{Private to Remus.}

How are you doing? I heard you disappeared for a short while.

{/}

Rage 003 - Video

[thebadturtle]

I have no idea what you people with electricity and fridges and shit do when the power goes out.

So -- how do we take care of stuff? We don't got a generator like back in the sewer, so... I don't know what to do. How do we know when the power will come back on?

[He looks a little helpless here; sure he's totally okay and comfortable in the dark, but he doesn't know how to handle modern life and having all this human stuff. It's a little bewildering.]

20th Step Taken [video]

[tooksteps.livejournal.com]

[The only light comes from the flashlight and the comm device and it shows Red, huddled on her bed with Praetorian, looking small and a little scared.]

I want to know why all the computers are offline. What has happened to the power?

..Can someone go check on the prison? The back-up generators are all reading at normal outputs, but they will not last forever.

video

[amoral_savior]

[Hey look who's scared of the dark :| Of course it's only mostly dark because Rossum has some fine generators, but the machines are sleeping and Topher misses their little voices. Plus the light. Yeah, he's missing the light a lot too.]

You know what this is? It's a conspiracy to keep me from having a heart attack free life. I'm in the middle of delicate things here and someone pulled the plug. Now I'm generally not one to panic but this is very much on the realm of not good. In fact we're quickly plunging into the world of "Oh my god we're all gonna die horribly!"

[Some of the lights in the background blink a bit. Damn generators!]

Also, I'm lodging a complaint about the lighting scheme. Blue doesn't help. In fact it pretty much makes things that much more creepy.

Video

[whatmuttiforgot.livejournal.com]

[There's nothing about what he's doing that's easy for him, and it's evident in the unenthusiastic way he's speaking and moving.]

[Private: separately to Lily, Rapunzel and Angie]

There's something that I want to talk to you about.

[Private to Hank]

When we were last talking I wasn't being entirely truthful. You said you have a lot of experience with this, but so do I. [He pauses.] And I've been kind of lying when I tell the other kids at school what I can do.

[Private to the HT 10th]

I'm telling people about the curse. Do you think I'm doing something stupid?