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[There's a small pause before Khashoggi starts talking.]

I've been trying to catch up on pop culture of this decade. After all, the fifth time someone calls you 'Agent Smith', you start to wonder.

For the most part, I've managed to catch on wonderfully. Though there is one thing that leaves me baffled. [And then, completely serious.] Tell me, City: how exactly do you 'zig a zig ah' and why do these Spice Girls want to do it so badly?
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[The voice clicks on because like hell Khashoggi is showing you his horrible burned arms. His tone is short, curt and business-like and very obviously through gritted teeth.]

I require medical assistance and information on Skrulls, Vulcanus and Lachesis. Preferably-[and here you can hear a wince of pain] preferably in that order and as soon as possible.

[There's a pause and a slightly bitter laugh.] On another note, I've managed to find out my incredibly useless power. I'll give more information after I-[another wince of pain.] after this gets taken care of.

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[The video clicks on to a man wearing sunglasses and a suit, looking straight into the camera. Yes, he is wearing sunglasses indoors. Feel free to call him out on that.]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the year is 2013, correct? If not, could someone kindly inform me just exactly what year this is. [An idle shrug. He was NOT expecting to be this far in the past.] Aside from talk about dates, I am Commander Khashoggi, of Globalsoft Corporation. Which...[aaaand the penny drops] ...which I suppose means absolutely nothing to you.

[A frown and a sigh.] In that case, kindly tell me where I can find a place to get some food as well as how to get this communication device to connect with the internet. Either would be appreciated.

[Before shutting the camera off, he poses this final interjection.] By the way, I've read the pamphlet-a quaint little touch, if I may say so. I'm surprised you're still using paper.

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