I'm going on patrol tonight - and to help search for Waspinator. I think I have an idea of where he could be headed. If anyone wants to tag along, meet me downstairs in five minutes.
Okay, so I know I should be getting my room assignment or whatever, but now that I'm dead and in heaven or where ever the hell this place is, things I should be doing don't seem half so important anymore. (Not that they were all that important to me when I was alive... but I digress.) To tell you the truth, there's really only one thing on my mind right now and I think it's important that all of you help me with it or I'll go crazy.
So, what I'm trying to say is Does anyone know where I can find a cigarette?
I'm starting to get an inkling of what Stark may have done to me and... frankly I don't like it. I don't know if you're getting tired of being the de facto house psychiatrist but you seem fairly normal for a skrull and I think I'm not used to being away from my family. I think I might be cracking up. Can we find a place to talk?
Hey, guys, did you know there's no one keeping an eye on the jail cells? I just dropped off a bunch of perps, and the place was completely empty! So me and the boys had some sandwiches and a talk, and I let 'em go.