[Encrypted]

[prides-pride.livejournal.com]

All right. I have no friends, no money, no ideas found a place to stay. Smells like the east coast, but what can you do?

I'd kill die love a burger right now. Where can I get a good one?

...And. I guess. Anyone up for having a burger with me?

[Encrpted, Text]

[darkknightfall.livejournal.com]

( [Private to Wolverine] )

[voice]

[dogabuse.livejournal.com]

I've decided to adopt a few pets.

It would be lovely if anyone could point out a place where I can acquire two or three big dogs.


( Locked to Lunar Stellaris )

( Locked to Giovanni & Bullseye )

[voice]

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

It's totaled.

The great Allah felt the need to smite my jet, and he did. Totaled.

But let me tell you, Enola Gay did not go down without dropping at least seventy A-Bombs this time. No, that massive walking talking menstrual drip started fucking her sideways midair. So I gave him my philosophy in life while cranking it up full blast:

"And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky."

Then I did a nose dive and ejected my motherfucking ass to the heavens.


Not sure about Aunt' Flo's tragic end, but I'm pretty sure she didn't hit the ground running.  THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!

Tank, Sub, D?  I'll be back down under ASAP.  Might have to hijack a plane to get there.  Fuck.

oo2 - [voice]

[canyonbeast.livejournal.com]

[To those he's spoken to, his voice is a lot more harsh-sounding than before.] ... There seems to be a lot of new people coming in everyday. Now I'm sure this Iron Man doesn't know how to control that Porter of his.

It's getting too crowded.

[Small, doglike snort.]

02--[Voice//Locked from Known Villians because Torn's been snooping.]

[sandpaperbreath.livejournal.com]

I need information. Your--this world isn't like mine.

Nothin' is too tivial. I need t'learn to make it in this city. Could also use advice on how t'control enhanced strength. The comm seems t'hold up okay but--

Nevermind. Jus'...anythin' you can spare sharin' is helpful.

...

[There's a pause before he switches off audio for a moment to lock.]

\\Locked to the Shadow//

Suggestion's been given t' pair up for safety. Yer about the only guy I know.

[Video/Private to Batman/Black Mask/Spider-Man/Unhackable]]

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

[The camera clearly shows the Joker, wearing a white apron and chefs hat, covered in blood. Behind him are the Robins, also both covered in blood and strapped to chairs. They look in very, very bad shape. Both have mangled hands and their joints hang at unnatural angles. Tim has various knives sicking out of his body at random places and Dick has some sort of knife sticking out of his eye.

Another, smaller portion of the screen shows a separate feed with Selina and Kitty in a similar situation and Harley the one doing the torturing.]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey buddies. How's it goin? I gotta tell ya, I'm doin' great. We're all having a fantastic time. Well, at least I am. Hahahahahaha. We miss you though, Batsy. It's just not as fun without you.

So here's the deal. You got until midnight to find us before I blow the boy blunders, Selina, and whoever the hell that other girl is, up into nothing more than a fine mist.

...

And for god sakes, bring the younger kids some pants, you freaking pedophile.

...

And a pizza. We're getting hungry.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ooc: Assume rescue times start in a couple of hours.]

[ voice; locked from villains + islington. Atlantean security codes ]

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Predictable chaos. How droll.

I suppose this would be as proper a time as any to make my offer yet again -- [ a pause, and then a breath ] -- As of today, any heroes or mutants seeking physical sanctuary, or "protection" from the forces arrayed against us need only to use these codes to get the attention of any of the Invaders still present in the city. The "hotline" is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week; do not inundate it with mundanities, however. Until the team grows in size, we will not be able to help you with things that you could surely take care of yourselves.

This includes cleaning up after any of your nightly "escapades," Stark.



[ ooc | as of now, the Invaders only consist of: Bucky, Namor, and Captain America. ]

018 - [voice; locked from known villains & hodge]

[heavymetalclaws.livejournal.com]

Someone out there's pickin' people off one by one. Number so far stands at six. Could be more. If you got friends, stay with 'em. If you ain't, find someone you can trust. Pair up. Stay alert.

X-Men, report in. If you ain't already at the house, I wanna see you there in an hour. That goes for all of you. This ain't a drill.

Seems like lately there's been too many people speakin' and not enough people talkin'. If you know somethin' about all this, now's the time to speak up. The tin can brought you all here to be heroes. Now you gotta act like 'em.

Bark Eight

[grrwoof.livejournal.com]

Took some days off. I'll be unreachable for that long.

made my own pretty hate machine

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Hey, we're back! Mini-summary:

In Brazil I layed out on the beach for hours, stuffed myself with shrimp (Brazilian cuisine is fantastic by the way), danced all night, bare feet and dresses.
Met up with the girls in Sydney, drove around the Outback, emerged into all that space. Shit, you don't realize how much arm room there is in the world until you find yourself out of a city. I actually saw stars in the sky.
In Poland we ate heaps and I sat in a cathedral for the first time in -- um. I guess years. Mom was never a big church goer, y'know. Not really my thing either, but the building was gorgeous!

Anyway, it was lovely to get away for a bit. I'm jetlagged and a few weeks worth of hungover... who wants to fill me in on what I missed?




[private :: phoenix]
Hey, um. Any luck?

[Encrypted, Voice]

[darkknightfall.livejournal.com]

( Private to Batgirl, Shadow, and Batman II )

[OOC: Sorry about the lateness, everyone, I just wanted to make sure to get mod permission before putting up a second private post for today. Thank you again, Zero!]

.01 - [VOICE]

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

My name is Dr. Robert Bruce Banner, and I didn't run away. Okay? I swear to God, I've been taking the appropriate doses of the suppressant and I was ready and ready to go on trial. I didn't try to break out. I haven't had an episode in months, but I---I can't be out here. It's not safe.

I've been trying to contact the Ultimates, but nobody even seems to know what I'm talking about. Some Iron Man poser set me free, and if I---if I lose control, people are going to get hurt. Again.

Someone, help me. I can't do this again. I made the mistake once and I was willing to pay for it.

3rd Fantasy/Voice Post

[magicalworld]

Okay, so now I'm officially not-superheroing, not in school (I don't care what Harvey says, I was told no school and as far as I'm concerned that means no school!) and am basically a gentleman of leisure. Now, since somebody refused to sell me a flamethrower, I also find myself with a tidy bit of disposable income, and a near-infinite number of great things I could blow it on.

So I guess I'm asking for investment advice here. Should I get a car? A fur coat? A lifetime supply of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs (please tell me they have them in this dimension)? Fund my own laboratory? Are there any hot stocks I can invest in now to guarantee an endless flow of riches in the future?

The options offered to me by our great consumer culture are endless, and although I have consulted the television for guidance, its flickering images have only tantalized me with more possibilities. Are there any ideas I'm missing here? Personally, I'm leaning towards the car or the laboratory.

004 ✖ locked from known villains/angelica einstellsehn & co./Hodge

[ascending_angel]

There's a lot of buzz about the missing heroes. I'm assuming we have rescue teams set up, or at least people with leads? An update would be cool for those of us with a missing teammate.

But in light of all the excitement, I think it's gone unnoticed that some civilian children have gone missing too. Melee made a post the other night for people to collect some info on users #19391718 and #19223616. Has anyone come up with anything? I was thinking we could at least start a grid search. I can take a team of fliers with me up in the air, and if anyone's willing to lead a foot search it would be a decent start. Though it'd be a good idea to go out with a big enough group to make sure no more heroes are getting nabbed. Jesus Christ you know it's a mess around here when...

Remind me when this is all said and done to buy us all a round of shots, or something.

( Private to Sunfire )

( Private to Cameron Hodge )

3rd BLAST // [VOICE]

[beenablast.livejournal.com]

I''m hoping you generous folks can help me with something of a, how should I put this, conundrum.

See, I have something of a reputation to uphold. Hardly fitting to introduce myself as 'The Phantom Renegade, future owner of all your rare medals!' when it appears that none of you actually have any.

I have to admit, I'm a little perturbed.

Me being new and all, I'm hoping somebody'll help me out here. I'd like to keep to the theme, you see, so I'd appreciate it if someone could point me in the direction of this world's equivalent. Something incredibly expensive and dangerous would be a good start, I'm thinking.

If not, I'm going to have to go into early retirement, and that would hardly be fitting, would it? [Manic laughter] I prefer to end things with a bang, not a whimper.

Battle 02 [voice; locked from known villains]

[aura-mimic.livejournal.com]

Well now that I've been here a couple of days, I'd like to ask a few questions. First of all, is there any pictures of the most hostile people here so I know who to avoid? Also, I don't plan on staying in the MAC permanently but at this point it's my only option. Anyone have other options I could explore? And what I could do for a job? Bare in mind I'm somewhere between thirteen and fourteen years old.

And is there anyone who could teach me on how to figure out my power? I haven't seemed to figure it out yet.