006 - [voice]

[kingofthepeople.livejournal.com]

...Ah, How is everyone doing? Seems I've missed quite a lot.

Like the holidays. I hoped everyone had a good one?

Ed? Want to try again to look for apartments? Or did you already do that without me?






Oh, And er, thanks to everyone that volunteered to help find me. I appreciate it a lot.

[Voice] 04

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

I was almost starting to like this place. Until I found out that idiot Deadpool is around here somewhere. Yeah, that was a surprise I wanted. I know being annoyed full time does go hand and hand with everything I do, but really.

There's that. And...

Apparently, shooting someone in the kitchen really gets you into trouble. I've heard nothing but bitching about it since then. The guy does heal, kiddies. So shut it. That isn't the first time I've hurt him, and I know it's not the last.

Hm.

'Star, are you busy tomorrow?

(no subject)

[ninepointnine.livejournal.com]

So I'm looking for a guy, goes by the name of Knives because apparently his arm craps out blades. I don't have much more of a description than that, except that he retreats faster than the French.

We need to talk. I have it on good authority that you're an asshole.

[006] Public Service Announcement

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

A word to the not-so-wise about "genocidal, socially dysfunctional weirdos":

It's generally considered to be a bad, if not entirely stupid idea to provoke them, especially if your only reason for doing so is because of self-righteous, sentimental nonsense.

If you're not careful, you may just end up "crucified to the concrete".

[Private :: X-Force :: Unhackable]

If you so much as ruffle a hair of my brother's head, I will send you to an early grave.

This is not a warning.

It's a promise.



[ooc: All replies from X-Force members will be filtered, whether they want them to be or not.]

008 [Private:: Dr. Horrible]

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

Pardon me Doctor but I was just wondering how the whole kidnapping/ransom deal worked out for you?  I trust you're not in the hospital?

[filtered from known baddies]

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

So in between making a teenage superhero badass team and making sandwiches, I've come to the conclusion that Iron Man's freaking out far too many of my friends. I kind of just want to kick him where the sun don't shine. Anyway.

Uh, what do you guys do when you want to cheer someone up but you don't have a lot of money to spare and you can't do anything really cool like flying? 'Cause I'm coming up on empty.

Oh, and apartment residents! You take the chicken and lettuce sandwiches labeled "Kitty" and I will stick you in a wall.

[Voice]

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

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[ooc: This was my attempt at doing a Tabby voice. Please don't kill me for suckitude >>;]

Oh snap, he's back(ish)

[tyrant-ambition.livejournal.com]

Such a bother keeping up with this thing is. If I wanted to waste my time surfing on pointless networks, I could have easily done so back where I came from. There's not a thing here worth raising even an eyebrow over, but perhaps the occasional groan of bemusement is justified.

So are you all done yet?

Howl 01 [Voice]

[sunrisewolf.livejournal.com]

Issun? Where have you gone? You do not seem to be perched atop my head as usual. It seems that I am trapped in this human form here.

This box is rather strange. I don't quite remember what the red-and-gold man said that it was, but that is hardly a primary concern at the moment. What is this made of? 

[There is a tapping noise on the communicator]

Certainly not a type of wood that I am familiar with.

[A pause]

I seem to be able to speak into this box. Very well.

To anyone inside this box: Where am I? Is this a demon-spelled Nippon that I have been sent to?

@--'--,---> VOICE <--,--'---@

[flowerssaywhat.livejournal.com]

I would like to send my deepest apologies to all of those who risked their lives in coming to my aid the other day. Duck you especially, you could have gotten seriously injured and all because of my inhibition to listen when I am given a warning.

For all of those I have worried, I have very sorry. I thought that I should do my part to help out around the apartment, by selling my flowers. Though it wasn't much, it would have taken some of the weight off of your own shoulders.

Noh-Varr, I am also sorry for not listening to your warnings. Please forgive my foolishness.

I believe I will be spending the next few weeks locked inside the apartment. I will try to stay out of everyone's way.

Again...

I'm sorry.

filtered from known villains.

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

Exactly how many people am I making spaghetti for.

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[riverbytwos.livejournal.com]

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((OOC: *jumps on the bandwagon* Transcript under the cut. Oh Christ, why did I agree to do this? *RUNS. AWAY.*))

filtered from known evildoers

[deadthenred]

Alright, so here's a question: does anyone need someone to practice fighting with? I can't toss tanks around or nothing, but I reckon I throw a pretty fine punch just the same. I figure with so many people here from all these far flung places, there must be an awful lot a person could learn. And if you're just confused 'bout the whole fighting thing I guess I could help, though there's a school set up for that kinda thing. I don't want lessons, just people to practice with, if that makes any sense.

Right. Just lemme know if you're interested.