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[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Calling all the Super Heroes In Training!

There is something terribly wrong with the shiny guy. He won't talk to me and broods and ignored me after a while. Worse than Batman, I tell you. He needs to lay off a bit.

Especially since it's Christmas here apparently. And there are snowstorms outside.

Does this mean we're in the Southern Hemisphere? Snow in the summer is just so cool! Uh, wait, even in the South, Christmas is in December, right?

Does Santa wear swimwear over there when he hands out gifts? Must be weird, having a guy in a swimsuit breaking into your house to hand out presents. It's still pretty weird if he's wearing a coat and goes through chimneys, but less. Except if that's just me. Yeah yeah, I know Santa doesn't exist, don't flame me.

So I guess I'm just wondering what's going on here.

(no subject)

[nanofragment.livejournal.com]

Right, someone just threw coal at my head.

I'm done christmas shopping.

There are... So many people in one mall. It is irritating.

So, what is everyone doing for the holidays?
 

Rephrase: What are the half way intelligent people doing for the holidays?

 

[ 004 ]

[srsbiznis.livejournal.com]

Old news: I have a job.

New news: if anyone asks, I'm 23 years old.

#009 // what is this fourth wall you speak of

[static-hawk.livejournal.com]

You know, in all of the comic books I went through during my breaks at work, I never once found mention of Iron Man. Maybe I'm reading the wrong ones. I'll go look in the graphic novel section again.

One more day of madness, then I can go home and ignore everything for a while. I got my hands on one of these DS things; does anyone have any recommendations for good games to play on it? This whole 'video game' thing is a bit foreign, to say the very least. For that matter, does anyone have any recommendations for any sort of technological item that might be fun to play with?

[private :: ed]
Any luck yet?

008

[detectivenear.livejournal.com]

To everyone who works at the Whammy Detective Agency, you have Christmas Cards here waiting to be picked up, if you haven't done so already. Enjoy your two days off, and I will see all of you on Friday.

I have found myself the owner of a few "assembly required" toys. Gundams actually. So I will be spending the next few days with those. Help is not needed, but company would be nice. Eve, I believe I have some ice cream cake if you would like it. The frosting is not all that pleasant to me.

Happy Holidays Everyone

one; we were warm until we went to hell

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Wow, dog tags? Seriously? I was hoping those died out ten years ago.

Hi, I'm Buffy Summers. No, my mom was not drunk when she named me, yes I like my name, and no I will not wave a pom-pom for you.

And seriously. Fate? Your whole 'hey, let's take some random girl out of her life, give her powers, and pit her against the forces of evil' shtick is getting real old, real fast.

I'm a superhero, ask me how!

godsend // entry #3

[bomba-del-sesso.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to me! If you want to celebrate uh, I'm down at the MAC. I can give you my room number. I know someone suggested I do a party? But I don't know if anyone has the free time with the day jobs and villains to beat up. If you're having a slow day though, feel free to stop by. I have ice cream.

(OOC: if you want to log, let me know in the comments! :D)

003 // This is it?

[southernmarvel.livejournal.com]

Somebody please tell me there's a more professional term for "bellhop," before I regret this decision for the rest of my life.

III {Voice}

[brokenrhymes.livejournal.com]

Christmas. (Long pause)

(amused) May...a jolly fat man break through your flue and bring you all sorts of gifts, if you've been good.

And if you have been bad...(soft laughter) Nothing but red hot coals beneath your feet. I hope you know how to focus.

001;

[hansolojr.livejournal.com]

I'm suffering from some pretty major culture shock right now. Even the computers are different -- but thankfully, I can still talk to those. It's pretty kriffing strange doing so without the Force, though. That would be where this whole culture shock thing comes in again.

Anyway, I've got some questions and I assumed some of you could help me out. Yeah, I know what assuming does, don't worry. Still:

1. Caffeinated beverages. Preferably warm ones. No one seems to know what "caf" is, though they can serve me tea with no problems. Please, please tell me this universe has some version of caf I just don't know the name of.

2. Ships. I'm a pilot. I like to fly. You know, in the same way that people generally like being attached to their heads. Am I seriously limited to one planet? No space travel? That's a bad joke, right?

3. -- I don't actually have a third thing. Oh! I'm Anakin, nice to meet you, so on, so forth.

These are in order of importance.

[ Voice; Sounds of Wind in the Background ]

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

--I don't know about any of you guys, but until I find my damn crow I ain't doing shit about crime or whatever in this City. A godly being like myself's gotta have his priorities set down the right way, yanno?!

[ Insert random passer-by yelling; various calls of "Get outta the way!" thrown in there too ]

FFFF, LAAAAAME -- get the hell outta the way! [ bang crash boom ] -- I mean, really: who the hell goes around in an Iron Douche-bag Suit telling people what to do or not? Fuck that!

[ ooc | if you're so tempted, your character can now notice Ikki literally flying down the streets/sidesofbuildings/roofs/etc on his inline skates. ]

[ °°2 ; filtered texts ]

[gonelawyering.livejournal.com]

<private>
It seems there are things even I cannot do alone...
</private>

<filtered ; known allies>
What, exactly, must I do to stop this power interfering with my life?
</filtered ; known allies>

[[ Edgeworth. Totally. Kept freezing everything for the last few weeks. Totally. That's why he hasn't been around. >_> Nothing to do with the mun's fail. Nope. Also, known allies basically = Phoenix. ]]

i; blindsided [VOICE]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[Lots and lots of static, beeps, clicks, and obnoxious scraping. This goes on for...I'll give it three minutes? And then finally, after a bit of high-pitched feedback, a voice]

--ggin' pieca Earth-trash y'can't even put a fraggin' seta audible instructions innit...

[more scraping, and then some banging. He's smacking his comm against a wall until it makes noise. So it mercifully beeps to spare the smashing.]

That better be th'fraggin' on-switch. Hhh.


Testing. Someone gimmea sign if this thing's finally on, 'cause I'm gettin' pretty sick an' tired of this thing already.